Our house was burgled last night.

Cat burgled.

Crime scene consisted of one headless, grey ceramic dove lying askew on the tile, perpendicular to the tv.

The television DVR machine thingy was out of place and the scene reeked of Friskies.

Evidence is completely circumstantial at this time, but the investigation continues.

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Falsely accused? I think not.

Your accomplice seems to be implicating herself.

I’m canvassing the neighborhood for witnesses …

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Kathryne

Christian author and truth teller whose words make darkness tremble. Author of two non-fiction books at https://www.instagram.com/tattooedking_book/